Hrmm. Five facts? Let’s see. I hate bananas. Like, really, really hate them. I speak four languages (English, French, Spanish and Greek, but my Greek is rusty and pretty awful at the moment). Scotch is my favorite adult beverage, and probably my spirit animal (is that one fact or two?). When I start something I enjoy (like a show or a book or an album), I am borderline impulsive in my need to finish it. And my dad is the best cook in the entire world, and that’s not even an opinion, it’s a solid fact.